NYPD - Official tourist helpers and straighteners of the street blocky thingys
I learnt today that the protesters and police are not the obstacles to my commute. This evening I was outside my apartment with Noodles when she noticed that the street was lined with giant trailers. She pointed to one outside my building and said "That's not a police truck, it's a make-up and costume trailer!" No way, it couldn't be! This is Wall Street - not Hollywood. We peered in and saw it filled with costumes. Noodles swore that it was from Batman.
"They are literally filming 'Dark Knight Rises' outside your building!"
I didn't believe her, but she stood her ground and did some research. Sure enough they are filming Batman outside my front door. All of a sudden some of the signs I have been seeing around started making sense.
No wonder the police didn't let me get to my Subway station last weekend...
I would like to apologize to any protesters I have whinged about over the past two weeks. It appears you are not the cause of all of my problems.
In the name of a good picture I would put my camera in my purse and go celebrity scouting... but lets face it, I barely recognize myself in the mirror let alone Christian Bale*.
*I had to Google "Who is the star of dark knight rises"
To be honest, I am also a little too lazy to get dressed and go outside. I did stick my head out and take a picture of one of the movie trailers....
In the name of a good picture I would put my camera in my purse and go celebrity scouting... but lets face it, I barely recognize myself in the mirror let alone Christian Bale*.
*I had to Google "Who is the star of dark knight rises"
To be honest, I am also a little too lazy to get dressed and go outside. I did stick my head out and take a picture of one of the movie trailers....
So if I am not a photographer then I guess I will have to pin my hopes on gaining a role as a movie extra. Welcome to show business, baby!**
**Don't worry Mum I won't quit my day job
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